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imaginarycircus:

Someone stole a 21 foot hammer from the community center in Healdsburg, CA and it hasn’t been returned so someone else (I’m assuming) mysteriously installed a 3 foot nail that reads “BAIT” on its head.  (article)

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This is fucking hilarious.

@thor return it

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i laughed at this scene as a child but this is literally how i cope with shit now

thatpettyblackgirl:

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mechalesbian:

mechalesbian:

you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns

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oldfilmsflicker:

Bound, 1996 (dir. Lana & Andy Wachowski)

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gothhabiba:

gothhabiba:

not to sound bitter but why are parents literally so clueless

I’m sending out a mass e-mail to all parents and it says “the way that you treat your children while they are growing up impacts them somewhat”

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bunjywunjy:

new-recipe:

videohall:

Mama cat encourages her kitten to escape

THE MAMA CAT IS SO PROUD OF HER KITTEN

encourage your children to be criminals

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lovesexandhumor:

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coelasquid:

This whole “trust Tumblr blindly” thing is eventually going to kill someone, as I became pointedly aware of on one occasion I was making fun of how poorly a particular bleach-based drain declogger was working on my sink and got a chorus of really dangerously misinformed people telling me to pour vinegar in after it because all cute little cool kid diy home care blogs they’re following talk about vinegar like it it’s the big secret the cleaning companies don’t want you to know.

And I cringed knowing that someday, some Well Actually expert who read a blog article once is going to give that advice to someone who unfortunately didn’t take high school chemistry and isn’t aware that MIXING VINEGAR AND BLEACH MAKES CHLORINE GAS.

holy fucking jesus tits reblog to save a life

OK I actually got a full on A* for GCSE Chemistry and if I ever knew this I’ve forgotten it. Seriously reblog this.

Also don’t use bleach to clean up if your cat pees outside the littlerbox (or urine in general for that matter, species doesn’t really matter here I think). I did that in a small space and it took me a bit of coughing and wheezing and wanting to tear my eyes out before I went, “wait, fuck, I just gassed myself”.

Be aware of the chemicals you are using even if they are natural cleaners.

16 Common Product Combinations You Should Never Mix

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